Now I am a personal space invader

WHAT.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:27:00 -0500

IT WASN’T EVEN THE ROMULANS

IT WAS SOME FUCKING LITTLE KID

he was the one that allegedly was Riker’s son or something like that

that was so fucked

this episode was so fucked.

that episode was so bomb

Coast to coast is about a thousand year old cloth with a dude who looks like Jesus on it

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:03:56 -0500

Coast to coast is about a thousand year old cloth with a dude who looks like Jesus on it

most people have normal problems

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:50:38 -0500

problems like

OH NO I FAILED MY MIDTERM

MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME

ZOMBIES ATE MY DOG

my greatest problem

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP WAKING UP WITH NO UNDERWEAR?????

I hate it when people just do random file transfers on AIM

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:41:44 -0500

rawrrmeagan:

idfc. unless we’re having a convo about it, idfc

this just in

give me your AIM

when I woke up this morning I was still wearing my boxers, BUT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, I WILL CONTINUE MY RESEARCH INTO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ALL THOSE NIGHTS I WENT TO BED WITH BOXERS ON BUT WOKE UP WITHOUT THEM

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:40:59 -0500

SCIENCE!

My bad guys, tumblr won't let me call in from my phone.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:30:47 -0500

wajahat:

(via pertoleum)

try ur home phone. it doesnt work on my cellphone either.

Can’t, my mom’s on it.

My bad guys, tumblr won't let me call in from my phone.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:27:16 -0500

Great minds think alike. Sarah and Alyssa also think alike but...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:22:16 -0500

Great minds think alike.

Sarah and Alyssa also think alike but that’s just a coincidence.

If i did a call in, who would want a shout out?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:18:13 -0500

skaa: i’ll make a better one for you guys soonahahaha i hope...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:06:46 -0500

skaa:

i’ll make a better one for you guys soon
ahahaha i hope this works though
pardon my foul language :)

droov, but you tried at least so who gives a shit.

guys and girls are attractive, pop is fun to cuddle with, and The Johnstones make me dance, even when i am sitting here by myself.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:04:45 -0500

michelleneedsalife:

pertoleum:

michelleneedsalife:

yupp. deal with it ;D

I think I’m seeing them the 26th with The Planet Smashers

Stomp Records 15th Anniversary show, fuck yeah!

i was supposed to see them again on sunday, but those plans failed.

Last time I saw them, I met the drummer/lead singer

He was a douche.

guys and girls are attractive, pop is fun to cuddle with, and The Johnstones make me dance, even when i am sitting here by myself.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:03:14 -0500

michelleneedsalife:

yupp. deal with it ;D

I think I’m seeing them the 26th with The Planet Smashers

Stomp Records 15th Anniversary show, fuck yeah!

do you like kids in the hall? yeah

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:41:36 -0500

do you like kids in the hall?

yeah

formspring

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:36:51 -0500

formspring

you are canadian? that is neat because i love everything canadian lol lol lol i do though really ...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:34:09 -0500

you are canadian? that is neat because i love everything canadian lol lol lol i do though really so you like books? TELL ME.. WHAT TYPE OF BOOKS?? LIKE, YOU GOT A FAVORIT AUTHORERWHAT?

Yes, I am Canadian. I like Hemingway. Hemingway is awesome.

How does one suck a fuck?

ask your mom

ex-genius: (The doorbell rings, and Homer is greeted by a large...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:29:09 -0500

ex-genius:

(The doorbell rings, and Homer is greeted by a large crowd)
Homer: I’m happy to answer any questions you have about the alien. Any questions at all. Dr Hibbert?
Dr. Hibbert: Yes, is the alien carbon based or silicon based?
Homer: Uh, the second one. Zillophone. Next question.
Barney: Is the alien Santa Claus?
Homer: Uh, yes.
Flanders: Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
Homer: This interview is over!
(Slams door, and the weather vane falls

had the juiciest burger today, and ham, and nothing but meat and dairy and eggs it...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:27:05 -0500

had the juiciest burger today, and ham, and nothing but meat and dairy and eggs it rocked

That’s nice, my mom let me out of the bet, so I don’t have to be vegan.

YOU’RE A CANADA FAG AND I HATE YOU

suck a fuck

oh okay

formspring me

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:20:21 -0500

formspring me

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:18:21 -0500

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't...

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:01:22 -0500